(back then)
In the
clinic. “Drink it,” the man in white says. I shrug and drink. The juice tastes
sticky sweet. “What’s it for?” I ask.
Instead of
answering, he hands me the rolled up bills. Easy money. All they need is
another blood sample in a week.
(24 hours later)
Out for a
snack. I am just chucking my empty cup in the bin and heading for the door when
this incredibly cute guy goes “Hey monkey” and I look around to see who he is
talking to. It takes me another three seconds to realize he means me.
Now, I
normally never get chatted up these days because a) I'm often with my bf when I
venture out and b) I think I have this contented kind of vibe about me that
says 'I'm happily attached thanks very much'. So not much on the old flirtation
front, and thus a bit out of practice. Yet, I am still able to judge that the
look this guy gives me is nowhere near light hearted eye contact. It is pure
puzzlement. I decide to smile back nevertheless. He points towards my rear end.
Turning
around, I get a glimpse of a long bushy tail. The whole place falls silent.
Then someone starts to scream. Panicked, I dash out. The paparazzis will be
here soon, that much is sure. I need to escape. And hailing a cab is no option.
I run, I jump. I wriggle my tail. Then I go for the next facade. Up and up I
climb, until I reach an open window. I peek in, the room is empty, so there I
am, saved for the moment.
(in the kitchen)
The panic
made me hungry. I open the fridge, hoping to find something to eat. Not so. It
is a plastic desert with some cheese and a bottle of tomato ketchup on the
lower shelf. I grab the last of the surviving oranges from the fruit bowl.
Back to the
living room, into the leather armchair, which was a water buffalo when it was
still alive. At least that is what I imagine, while I zap through channels.
There is the news, but I haven’t made the headlines yet. Maybe I never will. In
a city like this, it probably takes more than that to get the helicopters in
the air.
(an hour later)
TV, the
eternal opium for the masses. Reruns of NYPD Blue. The police cars dashing
through the roads like dragon flies, chasing bad guys around the block,
bargaining with kidnappers. A million for a life, a bullet for the wrong move.
The black box draws me inside, I am the hero, I am the gold chained gangster.
The street
is flashing in blue and red colour. If I opened the window now, they would
shoot me live. I demand a wagonload of milk shakes and freedom for all monkeys
caged in zoos. It’s too much and not enough. There must be a better deal, there
always is. I zap through channels for inspiration.
(on the road again)
We race
down a highway. "You will really need to know how to use equations when
you grow up," they said. Wrong they were. All it takes is a fast car. And
a driver.
On and on
we go. The road leads towards the jungle. That is what they promised. It’s a
long ride, and I get tired of holding the driver at gunpoint. So I skip the
gun, and grab one of the shakes.
That’s when
the driver turns to me and says "You're pretty trusting going into the
middle of nowhere with someone you barely know, aren't you?" He eyes me
up, bushy tail and all. I feel a little scared, but I just make a joke of it.
“Don’t you dare touch me, or I call my brother,” I tell him.
(showdown)
The driver
doesn’t want to believe. He stops the car and starts to get into my hair. “King
Kong,” I scream. The driver laughs and laughs. “Just kidding,” I say, to keep
him distracted and amused. But I can hear his steps already, coming closer.
The shadow
of my brother falls upon us. It stops the driver’s laughter flat. Alas, it’s
too late. And there is no option of bargaining. Not with K.K. He lifts him up
in the sky, to throw him as far as he can. Like in the movies, yet better, as
it happens in full panorama size.
Humming a
melody from an old black and white movie, my brother waits until
the vultures are silent again. Then he takes me in his hairy hands
and carries me home.
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